Maths Homework > Live Collingwood Premiership Hangover (15/3/24)
I know understand unions and intersections, but I probably got my tip wrong so was it really worth it?
Pregame:
Darcy Moore is so pretty mate
Not me doing my maths homework with the game on in the background
Hill with the Rory Lobb Look
Quarter One Live Reactions:
NICHOLAS DAICOS
Quarter One Writeup:
sydney guys what are you doing
some of these calls are Uncalled For or just Not Called At All
huh. oh by the way I don't have a real preference. I think I tipped Collingwood but I don't really like them. Except for Moore, Markov and McCreery (oh I see the pattern now) they suck ass and should be bad!!
Robbie Fox as a forward scary. In a bad way this man cannot kick goal
I mean nobody at Sydney can kick goal. What are we 2 goals and six behinds??? While Collingwood are probably at 3 goals and one behind. Bruh moment
Nick Daicos kicked a goal
I have just received popcorn mmmmm time to resume my afl snack game (take a bite every time there's a score)
Aw crap the second quarter's already started. Oh boy. Uhhh
Mason Cox literally saw the GIANTS social media team shitting on him and went god mode (took two (2) intercept marks)
Brodie Grundy has a lovely hairdo. That being said it is the same as Darcy's but without the bleach/hair dye.
Quarter Two Live Reactions:
Papley you idiot
Lloyd you idiot.
Sydney you idiots
(later) Errol Gulden you're fine
I'm having so much fun. My tips are ruined. But collingpiss are losing LFG
BEAUUUUUUUUU
BEAU MCCREERY!!!
<3
Lachie (Schultz). idont liek you
Good job
Quarter Two Writeup:
as i am writing this i find out the ball has Hit The Aerial Camera at some point during the quarter. Beaufitul.
What else is beautiful?
DARCY MOORE.
Other than Darcy Moore?
Sydney kicking like 5 goals on him and the Magpiss.
Collingwood sucked man there was a 7 minute period where I was like ?????
They kinda recovered (beau kicked a goal <3) but Sydney still winning
I am still doing my maths homework hence less notes. I do apologise- I'm doing a lot of individual posts too which I intend on including in the final writeup.
Quarter Three Live Reactions:
No Amartey Party yet
COLLINGWOOD ARE WASHED, BRING ON THE COPYPASTASSSS
How the fuck are they so bad
We could beat this side
HAAAAAAA GET FUCKED DICK NAICOS
Quarter Three Writeup:
N/A, too busy celebrating Collingwood’s shitness and doing my maths homework. Sorry all
Quarter Four Live Reactions:
The Brodie Grundy Revenge Arc is nearly Complete
THE PREMIERSHIP'S YOURS
THE PREMIERSHIP'S YOOOOOOUURS
LOOK AT ALL THE EMPTY SEATS!
ARE YOU FUCKING SURE???
Quarter Four Writeup:
WHILE OUR NOBLE SWANS ARE MARCHING ONWARDS TO VICTORYYYYYY
*banjo solo*
yeah so basically the Pies kicked the first two goals and I was like 'ah shit comeback time' but then they regressed and Sydney just kept going and it got to a point where yeah you knew that it wasn't recoverable, not even for the Piss
Couple late goals to the Piss though
No real personal player insights from me, not as invested as I would be for other games but heyyyyyyyyyy brodie grundy has Completed The Revenge Arc!
collingwood are now 0-2 after a premiership. according to recent stats (geelong last year) they are going to beat the Fuck out of Brisbane or Hawthorn depending on which you prefer (Brisbane is after a possible 0-3, Hawthorn is who broke the Geelong losing streak and are actually kinda bad so more plausible)
CHEER CHEER THE RED AND THE WHITE
Actually banger song though what the fuck
Up Swom
Postgame:
That Roaming wasn't that bad! Some quality content. Add James Rowbottom's mum to the list of cool AFL mums. He went into one of the press conference rooms and I was like holy shit i sat at one of those chairs pretending to be chris scott!!! what??
Go Foopy